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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, wed give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. Theres no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Patrick told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And Ill be damned if Im staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!”

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